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2 Piece and a Biscuit

Buy me a 2 piece and a biscuit (and I'm all your's)
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

4th of July At Show Special

This item is for shirts purchased on site at our 4th of July events. We created this item as a convenience so our customers could use ATM/Credit at our festivals today.......Not for use for online orders...this is an at show purchase icon only....

$12.00

Alcohol System

There's too much blood in my alcohol system
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Always Late

I'm always late - but I make up for it by leaving early
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Ambition

So Much Ambition - so little ability
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Bald

I'm Not Bald! - I'm just taller than my hair
Navy w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Best Lookin

I may not be the best lookin' guy here - but it's nuthin a light switch couldn't fix
Grey w/ Black Lettering

$14.50

Blind Squirrel

Blind Squirrel
I believe you know why I'm here
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Ceiling Fan

Go Ceiling! - ceiling fan
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Change is Inevitable

Change is Inevitable - if you shop at the .99 cent store
Navy w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Consistency

Consistency - did nuthin today - doin nuthin tomorrow
Navy w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Crap Happens

Crap Happens! - but usually to me, so don't stress
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Crazy

Crazy is a Relative Term - just look at my family
White w/ Red Lettering

$14.50

Dodger Fan

Yo momma's a Dodger fan
Black w/ White Lettering

$14.50

Dodgers Shmodgers

Dodgers Shmodgers
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Dreams

I'm tired of chasing my dreams - I'm gonna ask them where they're going and hook up later
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Drink All Day

you can't drink all day if you don't get started early in the morning
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Dyslexics

Dyslexics are teople poo!
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Fake Number

Let's save some time.. - why don't you go ahead and give me that fake number already
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Fixer Upper

Fixer Upper - available cheap - make me an offer
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Friends Love Me

MY FRIENDS LOVE ME - their wives, not so much
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Fro Real Tho

Fro Real Tho - Chukki J Logo w/ Fro
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

FYI

FYI - after today, I'll be living in your head rent free
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Gene Pool

Your gene pool needs chlorine
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Getting Drunk

If you're getting drunk, I should be getting better looking
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Golf

Golf is not life or death - it's way more important than that
White w/ Red Letters

$14.50

Hotdogs & Donuts

I keep having this dream about hotdogs chasing donuts - I can't figure out if I'm hungry or horny
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Hugh Jorgan

Hugh Jorgan - name badge
On Black Shirt - (over left chest)

$14.50

I Give Up

I Give Up - image
Black w/ White Letters - (over left chest)

$14.50

In The Future

In the future, all hot people will look like me
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Indecisive

I'm not exactly sure how I became so indecisive
Grey w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Invisible Friend

the voice in my head keeps arguing with my invisible friend
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Issues

So Many Issues - I could use a magazine rack
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

It Is

It is what it is!
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

It's On

Your lips say "It's No!"
but my dyslexia says "It's On!"
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Jack Tupp

Jack Tupp - name badge
On Black Shirt - (over left chest)

$14.50

Judging

I'm not judging - I'm just saying
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Klondike bar

I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Little Girls

Thank Heaven for Little Girls - so who's to blame for the big ones?
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Living My Life

I'm livivng my life vicariously through me
White w/ Red Letters

$14.50

Lost

Lost -but makin really good time
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Love at First Sight

Do you believe in love at first sight - or do I have to walk my happy butt around the block
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Lunch Money

give me your lunch money
Ash w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Mediocrity

taking mediocrity to a whole new level
Royal w/ White Letters

$14.50

Minimum

If the minimum wasn't acceptable, it wouldn't be called the minimum
Grey w/ White Letters

$14.50

Mona Lott

Mona Lott - name badge
On Black Shirt - (over left chest)

$14.50

Monkeys & Apes

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Mr Pooper

Hangin' with Mr. Pooper
White w/ Red Letters
Infant Creeper
100% combed ringspun cotton jersey creeper
Flatlock seams
Three snap bottom
Available in 6mo - 12mo - 18mo
Body Length 6M-17 12M-17.75 18M-18.5 24M-19.25 (inches

$13.50

Nice to Me

U B nice 2 me - then I act like I don't care - sorry, that's just how it works
Black w/ Red Letters

$14.50

Night You Won't Forget

I promise you a night you won't forget - no matter how hard you try
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Ninja

Sup My Ninja?

$14.50

OH NO U DIH INT

OH NO U DIH INT - snap snap snap
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Operation

OPERATION
THERE'S NO FLIPPIN' WAY THAT
THIS IS GONNA WORK
IS A GO!!
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Parents

Yeah... I still live with my parents
White w/ Red Letters
Infant Creeper
100% combed ringspun cotton jersey creeper
Flatlock seams
Three snap bottom
Available in 6mo - 12mo - 18mo
Body Length 6M-17 12M-17.75 18M-18.5 24M-19.25 (inches)

$13.50

Party Crib

Party My Crib Tonight 2:00 am - bring your own bottle
White w/ Red Letters
Infant Creeper
100% combed ringspun cotton jersey creeper
Flatlock seams
Three snap bottom
Available in 6mo - 12mo - 18mo
Body Length 6M-17 12M-17.75 18M-18.5 24M-19.25 (inches)

$13.50

Pat McGroin

Pat McGroin - name badge
On Black Shirt - (over left chest)

$14.50

Pessimist

Pessimist - either I'm right or pleasantly suprised
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Pick Noses

pick noses - not fights
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Pokemon

Let's play Pokemon - can I get a Pikachu?
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Pretend

just pretend I'm not here
that's what I'm doin'
Grey w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Race

Race - I "mark" human
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Rectum

Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Rock

Rock has dramatically improved his odds!
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Said and Done

when all is said and done...
I probably shouldn't have
anything left to say or do
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Santa Bad Boys

I hang out with Santa cuz he knows where the bad boys are
White w/ Red Letters

$14.50

Santa Bad Girls

I hang out with Santa cus he knows where all the bad girls are
White w/ Red Letters

$14.50

Scapegoats

The scapegoats did it!
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Sex & Sandwich

Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich? - you dont? wanna do lunch?
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Shape

i'm in shape - round is a shape
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Shenanigans

I Declare Shenanigans!
Black w/ Green Letters

$14.50

Shotgun

Yes - I have called shotgun in a limo
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

So Far Behind

I'm so far behind - I thought I was winning
Gray w/ White Letters

$14.50

SOB

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Special

You really aren't as special as your mom thinks you are
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Stu Pidasso

Stu Pidasso
On Black Shirt - (over left chest)

$14.50

Tap Dance

I once got a Tap dance from a hard of hearing stripper
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

That's How I Roll!

That's how I Roll
White w/ Black Letters
Infant Creeper
100% combed ringspun cotton jersey creeper
Flatlock seams
Three snap bottom
Available in 6mo - 12mo - 18mo
Body Length 6M-17 12M-17.75 18M-18.5 24M-19.25 (inches)

$13.50

The Look

You know that look that women get when the want sex? - me neither
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Think I Won't?

Think I Won't?
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Threesome

You, Me and My Wallet
does not count as a threesome - White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Tied Up

No...Really.. I'm OK with it. I just wanna know which one of us is gonna be tied up.
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Two Hamsters

I got two hamsters for my kids - I think I made a good deal
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Ultimate Slug Bug

Ultimate Slug Bug
we keeps it real!
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Used to Drink

I used to drink - I mean I still do - but I "used to" too
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

Voices

The voices in my head tell me I'm gonna be OK - so I've got that going for me
Navy w/ White Letters

$14.50

Wanna

Wanna __________ - pick a verb, I'm adventurous
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

What I Believe #12 Yea-bies

What I Believe #12 - I believe "Boobies" should be called "Yea-bies"!
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50

What the?

What the?
White w/ Black Letters

$14.50

Working Out

I'm not working out until I get into better shape
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

XXL

XXL - the new medium
Gray w/ Black Letters

$14.50

YKMS Drift Corolla

1986 Corolla
not your average babe magnet
Black w/ White Letters

$15.50

YKMS Drift G2G

G2G
Good To Go
White w/ Black Letters

$15.50

YKMS Drift Granny

Granny Shiftin'
not double clutchin' like you should
Black w/ White Letters

$15.50

YKMS Drift My Tires

My tires hate me!
White w/ Black Letters

YKMS DRIFT - Support YKMS Racing

$15.50

YKMS Drift Pavement

It's not the tires screamin'
It's the pavement
Black w/ White Letters
YKMS DRIFT - Support YKMS Racing

$15.50

YKMS Drift Powersteering

POWERSTEERING?
Do you want training wheels with that?
Black w/ White Letters

YKMS DRIFT GEAR - Support YKMS Racing

$15.50

YKMS Drift Risk

You Gotta Risk It
To Get The Biscuit!
White w/ Black Letter
YKMS DRIFT - Support YKMS Racing

$15.50

YKMS Drift RK Logo

RK Logo w/ Ryan Kado name
White w/ Black Letters

$15.50

YKMS Drift Ryan Kado Arrow

Ryan Kado Arrow Shirt
White w/ Black Letters

$15.50

ZZ

ZZZzzz - drool
Black w/ White Letters

$14.50


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